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Chaos Kitchen: Carter and Kathy’s Resurrection Cookies

by A. Kristina Casasent Chaos Kitchen

Cartoon Bernese-style puppy beside a steaming cauldron and stacks of cookies

Along with mug shots and group poses of our critters, for Divine Forgiveness Sunday, we have the recipe from last week’s Nano-Sapiens story!

Tod here! If I learned anything from television while growing up, it was that monsters and cookies go together. So, here are some pictures of our critters monsters before we get to the cookies.

Family photo of Beleth, Dante, and Crokell lying on the floor waiting for breakfast, with Aki in the background
Family Photo – Waiting for Breakfast
A calico cat, a black Newfie, and a grey tabby Maine Coon cat
A calico cat, a black Newfie, and a grey tabby Maine Coon cat
A calico cat, a black Newfie, and a grey tabby Maine Coon cat
The three elder Chaos Critters!
Close-up of Fluffy, a crested lizard, peering out from a hollow log
The cold-blooded Chaos Critter!
Extreme close-up of Dante's nose and eyes, sniffing the camera
The youngest Chaos Critter

Carter and Kathy’s Resurrection Cookies

See last week’s story for the meaning of each ingredient:

Nano-Sapiens: Carter and the Easter Cookies

Ingredients

  • 1 cup of nuts (traditionally pecans, we used almonds due to allergies)

  • 3 large eggs (whites only)

  • 1 teaspoon vinegar

  • 1 pinch salt

  • 1 cup sugar

Also Needed

  • One Gallon Zip Top Bag

  • A wood mallet

  • Tape

  • Mixer

  • Tablespoon scooper

  • Cookie Sheet with Wax Paper

Recipe

Do this Saturday evening before Easter Sunday and right before bedtime.

  1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F

  2. Place nuts in a bag and use mallet to break them up.
    Bible Reading: John 19:1-3

  3. Add vinegar to mixer bowl.
    Bible Reading: John: 19:28-30

  4. Add egg whites to mixer bowl.
    Bible Reading: John 10:10-11

  5. Add pinch of salt to mixer bowl.
    Bible Reading: Luke 23:27

  6. Add sugar to mixer bowl.
    Bible Reading: Psalm 34:8 and John 3:16

  7. Beat on high until stiff peaks form. (~15 minutes)
    Bible Reading: Isaiah 1:18 and John 3:1-3

  8. Prepare cookie sheet.
    Bible Reading: Matthew 27:57-60

    1. Fold in crushed nuts.

    2. Use the scoop to place the mixture on the wax paper covered cookie sheet.

  9. Turn the oven off.
    Bible Reading: Matthew 27:65-66

    1. Place cookie sheet in oven.

    2. Seal door shut with tape. (I recommend painters’ tape.)

  10. Bedtime!
    Bible Reading: John 16:20 and 22

  11. Easter Sunday (Resurrection Sunday) Eat hollow cookies.
    Bible Reading: Matthew 28:1-9

Chaos Tip of the Week

Always read recipes and lab protocols all the way through before trying them. Many instructions have the culinary or scientific equivalent of “remove the blue wire from the warhead” which is followed by “only after removing the detonator”.

Chaos Question of the Week

What is your favorite cookie?

~ Anna and Tod